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7 reasons not to mess with children.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about
whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible
for a whale to swallow a human because even
though it
was a very large mammal its throat was very
small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed
by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale
could not swallow a human; it was physically
impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I
will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her
classroom of children while they were drawing.
She would occasionally walk around to see each
child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working
diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows
what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her
drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a
minute."
 A
Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten
Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy
Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a
commandment that teaches us how to treat our
brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the
oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not
kill."
 One
day a little girl was sitting and watching her
mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She
suddenly noticed that her mother had several
strands of white hair sticking out in contrast
on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively
asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you
do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy,
one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation
for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL
of grandma's hairs are white?"
 The
children had all been photographed, and the
teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy
a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it
when you are all grown up and say, 'There's
Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael,
He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out,
"And there's the teacher, she's dead."
 A
teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation
of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer,
she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head,
the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I
would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright
in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run
into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."
The children were lined up in
the cafeteria of a Catholic
elementary school for lunch. At
the head of the table was a
large pile of apples. The nun
made a note, and posted on the
apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is
watching."
Moving further along the lunch
line, at the other end of the
table was a large pile of
chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note,
"Take all you want. God is
watching the apples."
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